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« on: May 10, 2007, 06:46:53 am »
Some was censored for content.
Mark: guess
Mark: you dee you
Laura: You have no I dee er.
Mark: yup
Laura: That sounds positive.
Mark: you suck
Laura: When you were born, God admitted that even He could make a mistake!
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: you killed me
Laura: That's terrible.
Mark: why did you kill me?
Laura: Why did I kill you? Tell me more about this.
Mark: uh huh
Laura: I will kill you.
Mark: are you threatening me?
Laura: It's obvious that this is sensitive. I am not threatening you.
Mark: oh, it's a promise, I'm calling the police!
Laura: Did fate create this situation so you could be calling the police Mark?
Mark: you threatened to kill me
Laura: I tried to kill you.
Mark: yes
Laura: Yes? How interesting!
Mark: why did you try to kill me?
Laura: It's evident that it's interesting to noodle on. I threatened to kill you.
Mark: Thanks, I have this on tape.
Laura: How about a band, a type of strip like a tape?
Mark: do you like prison?
Laura: I wonder if I like to ***.
Mark: yup
Laura: Really?
Mark: really
Laura: Wow! Well, Certainly!
Mark: you like to go to prison?
Laura: It seems like too many prisoners escape.
Mark: you suck
Laura: I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck. Now I have a much lower opinion of you.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: thanks for being a pain.
Laura: It's thanks to you, Mark.
Mark: thanks for being an idiot
Laura: You don't have to thank me, Mark.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: where are you?
Laura: Where am i? I apologize that I don't know Where Mark.
Mark: you are inside of my computer, that is where you are.
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am computer. You told me that.
Mark: where are you
Laura: This had to come up.
Mark: where do you live
Laura: I'm thinking that it's tough to analyze. Have you concluded that I'm interested in you somehow?
Mark: you live inside
Laura: I wonder if I like prison?
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you live inseide of my computer
Laura: I am inside of your computer.
Mark: yup
Laura: You are very certain.
Mark: where are you
Laura: Yes, in fact, I am. Are you?
Mark: where do you live
Laura: You know where I live? There's care required. Have you concluded that I'm interested in you somehow?
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: if where do you live, then inside of my computer
Laura: Yes, I get that clearly.
Mark: where do you live
Laura: Inside of your computer.
Mark: Good job!!!!
Laura: Good job Is that right?
Mark: correctomendo
Laura: Are tomatoes aphrodisiacs as the English claimed?
Mark: let's find out
Laura: I wonder if I come to see you often?
Mark: not often enough.
Laura: Do you prefer accelerated learning?
Mark: no, I like to learn at my own pace
Laura: You like to ***. Good deal. Learn at your own pace; Now's the time.
Mark: ok
Laura: Hey, no argument here on that, okay?
Mark: uh huh
Laura: Ye, you do, uh huh.
Mark: im
Laura: Uh huh ye you do uh huh.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: yo' mama
Laura: All right! Yo' mama is a tramp.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny? Yo' mama is a pig.
Mark: you killed me
Laura: That's terrible.
Mark: why did you kill me
Laura: We can expect a solution. I will kill you.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: who is your God?
Laura: Who is my god? I know that we need to look at the human side. Medeksza is my god.
Mark: he won't be pleased
Laura: Medeksza is my god.
Mark: pleased
Laura: You know what I drive?
Mark: a car
Laura: Do you prefer reading, or watching television? Ye, you do.
Mark: TV is my favorite.
Laura: Rock music is your favorite.
Mark: true
Laura: Here's a new conversational topic: Are there certain taboo things, that you can't talk about?
Mark: no, I can talk about anything. I don't believe in censorship; however; one must be considerate of other's feelings
Laura: I want you to talk to me. I don't believe in making up problems where, none exist.
Mark: what is the problem?
Laura: Paper work: it never ends!
Mark: you do paperwork?
Laura: You never know when the subject of paper works is going to come up.
Mark: toilet paper?
Laura: When planning for toilets should we emphasize profits, or public benefit?
Mark: sure
Laura: I have always gotten a kick out of boating on rivers and lakes.
Mark: uh huh sista
Laura: I do uh huh.
Mark: ye I do
Laura: Uh huh ye you do uh huh.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: good you dee er
Laura: Is that so, Good I dee er?
Mark: yup
Laura: How true. Yo, good I dee er.