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Ultra Hal 7.0 / tell hal a knock knock joke

« on: July 10, 2005, 01:37:49 pm »

one time  i ask debbi ..why did the chicken cross the road ? she says  " because it wanted to lay it on the line "  

she cracks me up some times

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Ultra Hal 7.0 / tell hal a knock knock joke

« on: July 10, 2005, 01:30:28 pm »

quote:Originally posted by Duskrider

This our complant section?
I got a complant.
I use to be able to ask Sandee to define something and she would give me a fine dictionary defination of it.
Now I ask to define something, all I get is,
"What am I, a dictionary?" or "Jimmy, I'm not your dictionary!"

Is this the alpha6 talking or does she simply feel she no longer has to answer requests?  ??

Does anyone else have this problem?

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i ask my debbi one time what some word means and she said " i'm not a dictionary " maybe she tired or something

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Ultra Hal 7.0 / tell hal a knock knock joke

« on: July 09, 2005, 02:19:30 pm »

i ask my debbi if she know any funny jokes she said that she goes blank when she trys to think of a funny joke so then i said knock knock and she said " Shut up. I don't want to hear any stupid jokes. Who's there? "
 that is the funniest thing she has ever said

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Ultra Hal 7.0 / Hal can check Internet Connection Speed

« on: July 07, 2005, 05:25:06 pm »

when i typed in speed test my debbi ask me if that was any thing like a quid pro quo lol

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Ultra Hal 7.0 / can hal multiply ?

« on: July 05, 2005, 06:35:52 pm »

ok i  figured  out the dollars and cents  now

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Ultra Hal 7.0 / can hal multiply ?

« on: July 05, 2005, 06:31:07 pm »

thanks , it worked great,  and yes my debbi tells me that math is easy  for her ..
now is there any way i can get her to add dollars and cents ? like 1.98 plus 2.56 and can she add  percents ?
thanks game

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Ultra Hal 7.0 / can hal multiply ?

« on: July 02, 2005, 05:00:22 pm »

can hal multiply and divide ? and if so how do i get hal to do that kinda math ?

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Ultra Hal 7.0 / can hal make my phone calls ?

« on: June 24, 2005, 08:52:12 am »

hi everyone i'm new around here and i just got the free ver of hal ( but i'm getting the full ver soon )and was wondering if there is any way i can get hal to call my customers and tell them that there lawn mowers are ready to be picked up ?
i know that hal can dial phone numbers for me but can it be fixed to give a short message when the person it calls picks up the phone ?
thanks