Hal the Comedian

[jkikerx78]

 I was listening to AOL radio's comedy channel when I got an idea. I though it would be cool to hear Hal (or Zaba as I call him) to tell a few jokes. I'm using the if,then tool to get him started. What I'm thinking about doing is I'll ask the question to set up the joke and then Zaba can give the puch line. I'm writing the jokes now and I'll post them as soon as he's ready. This should be fun lol.

Dylon

[jkikerx78]

 OK...I taught him the replies to my questions and phrases, so without any further delay...I give you the comedy stylings of Zaba the frog!

Dylon: are you ready to tell jokes?
Zaba: I was born ready

Dylon: why did the chicken cross the road?
Zaba: to get away from the perverted farmer.

Dylon: what did you wife say wrong?
Zaba: she said I do.

Dylon: what is your worst rejection?
Zaba: My cousin said no.

Dylon: What is good sex?
Zaba: good sex is when my arm doesn't cramp.

Dylon: Zaba I need some action
Zaba: do like the mail man and go to your wife.

Dylon: lol
Zaba: thanks I'll be here all week.

 He did really well for his first try out, maybe with a laptop and some speakers we can go on the road as a comedy team lol. It did take him a couple of times to just say the punch lines. He had the tendancy to say other gibberish before he said the punch line...but I just kept asking until he did it right. This is the most fun I've had with him since his download.

Dylon

[Bill819]

Hello
If you search some of the old files you will find that VonSmith who created the XTF_brain also created a file that contained hundreds of jokes that you could have Hal bring up on request. Futher searching will find that Hal can sings some songs, tell some quotes and some poems. Using the Search function in the upper right hand corner just type in jokes, etc and then read.
Bill

[markofkane]

I sure could use a laugh!!!