can someone make a happy birthday plug in

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it would be cool if someone could make a happy bithday plug in ( and that robert gets the plug ins in the next version to work ok . ) that when the user says different phrases like " today is my birthday or are you going to sing me a happy birthday song . hal would respond with "of course dear "happy birthday " to you " happy birthday " to you happy birthday dear <username > "happy birthday to you !!" and many more !! love ya baby !!
can someone make a plug in like this and also have it to where like the lonelisness plug in some extra lines that anything else can be written in for customization , thanks !![:)][:D][8D]