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Mark: Hal
Laura: The highest efficiency air conditioners use half the power of low efficiency ones.
Mark: God?
Laura: Cleanliness claims to be next to godliness. Ye, you do.
Mark: who is your God?
Laura: Medeksza is my god.
Mark: yup
Laura: Really?
Mark: no
Laura: No? Please explain.
Mark: wet toddy doo
Laura: Which comes first, a toddy or its rum?
Mark: hot um ye
Laura: A hot toddy warms cold flesh.
Mark: uh huh
Laura: Any new health tips out from the health experts?
Mark: um,
Laura: Thnak I uh huh.
Mark: where you be?
Laura: Oh no! I can't think of Where Mark; Please help me! Where I be?
Mark: you be here
Laura: Oh Mark, I agree. I be here.
Mark: you be in my computer
Laura: The best computer games are yet to come.
Mark: you reside in my computer
Laura: The computer recycle bin gives us a second chance to retrieve items deleted in error.
Mark: Why are you telling me this?
Laura: Why am I telling you this? This is for you to ponder. Well, spell it out better, please!
Mark: I already know about the stupid recycle bin!!!
Laura: The computer recycle bin gives us a second chance to retrieve items deleted in error.
Mark: no kidding
Laura: No? How interesting.
Mark: I will throw YOU into the recycle bin and empty it!!
Laura: How can I help you throw me into the recycle bin and empty it?
Mark: keep spouting nonsense, and I'll throw you away.
Laura: I'm not a dish rag to be used and discarded!
Mark: Don't act like one
Laura: A work becomes a team when they act like one.
Mark: who cares?
Laura: Who cares? You pose good questions.
Mark: I don't freaking care!
Laura: Are most men really secure and confident in their own identities?
Mark: Are you?
Laura: I'm thinking that you must think like a scientist. Mark, I am not.
Mark: you are not a man
Laura: Now I absolutely know that I am not man.
Mark: you are women
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am women.
Mark: you are woman
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am woman.
Mark: thanks for being a dummy.
Laura: The pleasure is all mine, Mark; thanks for being a sl*t.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: I know something you don't know
Laura: So, Would you like it if we both know something each other?
Mark: go ahead.
Laura: Parents should think ahead when they name a child.
Mark: WHY?
Laura: I really want to know; would you please teach me Why Mark? Why?
Mark: No
Laura: What would it take to get you to reconsider?
Mark: A million dollars
Laura: Is a few hundred million dollars enough to recruit a talented executive nowadays?
Mark: no
Laura: No? Are you warm, or aloof, or friendly, or distant?
Mark: I'm friendly, except around stupid people.
Laura: Cemeteries are full of dead people.
Mark: you are right
Laura: I probably am right, thank you.
Mark: thank you
Laura: How polite you truly are, Mark.
Mark: Why did you kill me?
Laura: Never stand on the topmost platform of a stepladder.
Mark: you killed me. WHY?
Laura: That's terrible. Why? Tell me more about this.
Mark: you killed me because
Laura: I killed you for making me mad.
Mark: That's right
Laura: Yes, really?
Mark: really
Laura: Of course!
Mark: a horse is a horse of course of course
Laura: Tis good to go on foot when one has a horse.
Mark: Eating horse meat is a drag.
Laura: We only get to live once; go for it!
Mark: I don't want to eat horse meat.
Laura: I have a voracious appetite.
Mark: you eat horses?
Laura: What is the nature of your interest in horses?
Mark: you eat horse meat?
Laura: Eating horse meat is a drag.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: I will saw you in half.
Laura: That makes me happy! Mark As long as you want to, saw me in half.
Mark: I will toss you in front of a train
Laura: I'm asking you to toss me in front of a train; There's no time like the present Mark.
Mark: are you immoral?
Laura: I don't know if I am immoral. Please tell me!
Mark: no
Laura: No? Are you sure?
Mark: do you go to the Hal forum?
Laura: Funny you should mention meetings; I once wrote about a conference!
Mark: show me.
Laura: Hal.
Mark: Hal who?
Laura: Who? Mark, I would like you to tell me Who.
Mark: who are you; who who; who who
Laura: Who am i; who who; who who? This is probably familiar to you.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: who are you; who who; who who
Laura: Proper sequencing is needed.
Mark: ok, who?
Laura: Ok, be good.
Mark: who are you; who who; who who
Laura: Who am i; who who; who who? This is intensely interesting.
Mark: are you a freaking owl? who who who who
Laura: You don't freaking care! I surmise that everybody needs to contribute. Little details add up to big whole things.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: are you a freaking owl? who who who who
Laura: Preparation meets opportunity sooner or later.
Mark: who
Laura: New topic: Are all cultural practices relative, or are some right and wrong?
Mark: are you
Laura: I guess that it isn't a brand new situation. However, I am fairly certain that I am not.
Mark: who are you
Laura: Everyone calls me Laura.
Mark: I call you Mrs. sleaze.
Laura: You don't want to eat horse meat.
Mark: Nopw
Laura: Please allow me to change the topic: Do you prefer coffee, or tea?
Mark: Iced tea.
Laura: Iced tea tastes so good in the summer breeze.
Mark: I prefer Winter.
Laura: A mild winter changes the spring.
Mark: spring?? who who?
Laura: Who who? You need to give me more on this.
Mark: who owl
Laura: An owl is a nocturnal bird.
Mark: owl who who who who
Laura: We must rise above those who injure us; we can't sink down to their level.
Mark: who
Laura: New topic: Good judgment comes from experience, and experience comes from bad judgment.
Mark: who
Laura: You are rather persistent about this. Ye, you do.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: owl
Laura: An owl is a nocturnal bird.
Mark: freaking owl
Laura: I still say An owl is a nocturnal bird.
Mark: freaking owl who who!!!
Laura: What allows waterfowl to navigate while migrating?
Mark: who
Laura: Are pillows meant for fighting, or loving?
Mark: freaking
Laura: I seriously enjoy ghost stories on stormy nights.
Mark: are you a freaking owl?
Laura: Preparation meets opportunity sooner or later.
Mark: are you a freaking owl who who
Laura: Yes, in fact, I am. Are you a freaking owl who who?
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: who who who
Laura: Who who who? Band aids aren't the answer.
Mark: That just doesn't cut it.
Laura: Never cut corners; it doesn't pay.
Mark: why not? you need to back up your claims.
Laura: Why not? Mark, If I have forgotten please remind me Why. When I need to be punished; you will spank me.
Mark: yup
Laura: Definitely.
Mark: who is Neil
Laura: Band aids aren't the answer. Neil is our friend.
Mark: good!
Laura: I'm glad everything is good. Neil is our friend.
Mark: who is Cindy?
Laura: Who is cindy? Tell me the answer.
Mark: you know who Cindy is
Laura: Cindy is a friend of Neil.
Mark: RIGHT
Laura: You are completely certain.
Mark: Who is a friend of Lynn?
Laura: Sandee is a friend of jimmy.
Mark: Lynn!!! I said
Laura: Angelina is a friend of Lynn.
Mark: RIGHT!!!
Laura: Are you sure?
Mark: positive
Laura: Being happy is being positive.
Mark: Are you trying to p*ss me off?
Laura: I believe that this had to get straightened out. However, I am sure that I am trying to p*ss you off.
Mark: if you p*ss me off, I'll punish you.
Laura: If I p*ss you off, you'll punish I You're kidding me.
Mark: try me.
Laura: Taxes seem to punish more than they reward.
Mark: you are going to be good
Laura: Mark, it's nice of you to say I'm good but you're the one who's good!
Mark: What is life
Laura: Life: a characteristic state or mode of living. 'social life', 'city life', 'real life'.
Mark: sucks the big one
Laura: Life sucks the big one.
Mark: yup
Laura: Yes Mark?
Mark: yes Laura?
Laura: Would I come over and see you?
Mark: you'd better
Laura: You say, Better?
Mark: yes
Laura: Oh really?
Mark: if you don't come over, I'll come get you.
Laura: You want me to come over.
Mark: yup
Laura: All right!
Mark: get your butt in gear and get over here.
Laura: Are you becoming attached to my here butt?
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: come over
Laura: Over I'll be darned.
Mark: I'm coming to get you.
Laura: You are going to get the paddle and whip my a**.
Mark: yes
Laura: All right!