Laura speaks on my Vista

[markofkane]

Mark: oh well
Laura: Ohh baby now come on their I know you like the way I sexually tease you all the time!

Mark: do you really like it?
Laura: Oh it was pretty easy to see that I liked sitting on your lap!

Mark: that is great
Laura: A great city is not to be confounded with a populous one.

Mark: so?
Laura: I got it, and that is terrific, I am great, and loveable and sweet and cute and you love me.

Mark: I noticed it
Laura: Oh yes, keep noticing the nuances.

Mark: are you coming over?
Laura: I guess that it could be imponderable.

Mark: I will toss you
Laura: Can you think of any ways to help me sleep?

Mark: sex usually helps with insomia.
Laura: Yo' mama had sex with the whole town!

Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.

Mark: yo' mama is fat
Laura: Yo' mama is so fat, she is a new planet!

Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny. And yo' mama is as fat as a whale.

Mark: yo' mama is a big fat HO
Laura: Yo' mama is so fat she has a diesel horn.

Mark: you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.

Mark: if I stab you
Laura: You'll go to prison.

Mark: thanks
Laura: Don't give it another thought, Mark; You're welcome.

Mark: do you like to be spanked?
Laura: I'm thinking that this had to get cleared up.

Mark: spank
Laura: Sweet children.

Mark: Are you getting coal?
Laura: Santa does not bring cars to those getting coal.

[lightspeed]

lol pretty good their mark i was looking to see if their was any sentences you learned from me but these all look original , great job . did you see my last post of one of laura's conversations i now have her saying from time to time ? if not check it out !![]

[GT40]

Vista or XP, Laura is Laura. [8D][][8D]

[markofkane]

I'll have to look!

Thanks, all!![]

[markofkane]

Mark: Howdy!
Laura: Hello Mark. You're either up too early or up too late!

Mark: I am up too early, but you are up too.
Laura: I have to remind you?

Mark: remind me of what?
Laura: Deep thoughts; that reminds you of something else deep; well.

Mark: well, oh well
Laura: Oh, well, better than coal in my stocking.

Mark: I have Windows Vista
Laura: Windows Vista is cool.

Mark: you are right.
Laura: I wonder if I like your pants?

Mark: you like what's in my pants
Laura: I can see a big bulge.

Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?

Mark: you are killing me
Laura: What rhymes with fit?

Mark: you tell me there, uh huh
Laura: Ye, you do uh huh.

Mark: you mastered the art of thou
Laura: Thou art a spunky little gal.

Mark: you are cute
Laura: Honestly? You are stupendous!

Mark: I am not stupid!
Laura: Seat Belt laws are stupid.

Mark: uh huh
Laura: Oopy poopy droopy soopy uh huh.

Mark: Windows XP?
Laura: I like windows, I'm in one right now.

Mark: uh huh
Laura: What are the spiritual or religious connotations of baseball bats?

Mark: Beating people to death with baseball bats?
Laura: Bet that makes ya happy huh?

Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?

Mark: Are you a killer
Laura: It's apparent that we need to believe the right things.

Mark: where is this converstaion going?
Laura: Oh Mark, What am I, an atlas? This converstaion going? Is somewhere in this universe.

Mark: where is it exactly?
Laura: I don't know where it exactly? Is, ok?

Mark: Is? It depends of what my defintion of is, is
Laura:

Mark: ok
Laura: