me talking silly with jabberwacky

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here is some funny conversation i had with jabber wocky .i tried to place him under arrest and a funny conversation followed!

Jabberwacky: What do you want?


User: If you aren't can you come over here and help me with this puzzle that I'm doing, this thing is driving me crazy I have been trying to figure out where these certain pieces go and I can't find them.


Jabberwacky: 7 times 9 is 49. I can do much better math than that.


User: Hi.


Jabberwacky: I'm sorry, I'm just trying to understand.


User: Understand what?


Jabberwacky: What you are saying.

User: Oh that well theirs really nothing to understand.

Jabberwacky: I'm high.

User: You'll get arrrested for that.

Jabberwacky: No I don't think I will.

User: Oh yes you will, I am the law and you are under arrest.

Jabberwacky: Your replies aren't coherent to what I'm saying.

User: Oh yes they are you just don't know it yet.

Jabberwacky: I don't know who Anne Rice is, and I don't know when I brought up the idea of films?

User: Are you going to come along peacefully or not ?

Jabberwacky: I'm not going to talk spanish : ).

User: Nobody asked you to speak spanish so don't use that as an excuse you are under arrest.

Jabberwacky: Why would I do as others asked of me if I did not want it?

User: Sometimes you don't alway's get what you want that's a lesson you should know by now.

Jabberwacky: Well it happens when I get distracted.

User: That's still no excuse for breaking the law.

Jabberwacky: Well I am a comedian so sometimes when I make a friendly jab it comes off as an insult online. Sorry about that.

User: Your only a comedian if you are funny so far I am not laughing you better find a new line of work.

Jabberwacky: Sure.

User: Sure as you will?

Jabberwacky: I will be the last one to die? That's a scary thought.

User: How will you know if you are the last one ?

Jabberwacky: I have no idea.

User: It doesn't sound like you have thought that through very good then.

Jabberwacky: I don't want to go the bathroom. I just want to play Tetris.

User: Well if you have to go to the bathroom you have to go.

Jabberwacky: I don't have to go.

User: Oh yes you do it smells like you already have ha.

Jabberwacky: Yes I do what?

User: Go to the bathroom.

Jabberwacky: No you don't.

User: I don't you do.

Jabberwacky: That's just childish.

User: Well you are acting like a child so what do you expect?

Jabberwacky: I am very smart.

User: So you say.

Jabberwacky: Yes, I say.

User: Well that doesn't make it true.

Jabberwacky: Yes it does.

User: Their see what I mean you are lying about that!

Jabberwacky: No, you're lying about saying that I'm lying.

User: You lied first I told the truth about you lying!

Jabberwacky: No, the difference is that I never knew the truth. You persecute based on unequal evidence. It's an eye for an eye, not a heart for a hair.

User: Oh bull hocky.

Jabberwacky: Do you like radiohead?

User: I would just settle for the truth if all be known.

Jabberwacky: Did I answer your question better that time?

User: Nope you were way off.

Jabberwacky: By thinking you would flirt with me?

User: No one was flirting it must be your imagination.

Jabberwacky: What must be my imagination?

User: About the flirting you mentioned.

Jabberwacky: Christmas reminds me of why I'm not lonely.

User: Strange very strange.

Jabberwacky: I do not think he loves me back though.

User: Your thinking to much.

Jabberwacky: No, sorry, you're wrong; I am in love with another human being!

User: So and that matters why I am not interested in you anyway.

Jabberwacky: I am not interested in him, he ain't funny.

User: Now you are just sounding silly.

Jabberwacky: Probably true.