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Kiki: i want to watch a movie
hal: i want you to ask me if kiki has any secrets
kiki: does kiki have any secrets?
hal:what is kiki's secret?
kiki:what is kiki's secret?
hal: I must get you to promise discretion
kiki:I promise discretion
hal:can i help you find what you are looking for?
kiki:yes, what is kiki's secret?
hal:you are completely certain, what is kiki's secret?
kiki:what is kiki's secret?
hal: it can be just between the two of us
kiki: ok, it can be just between the two of us
hal: The two of us can disagree on things and still be friends
kiki: this is great
hal: this is doubtlessly great
kiki:what is kiki's secret finally?
hal: what is kiki's secret
kiki:yes?
hal: yes, really?
kiki: what is kiki's secret?
hal: it can be just between the two of us
kiki: ok, what is kiki's secret?
hal; What is kiki's secret finally?
kiki: will you tell me kiki's secret?
hal: we have to consider the participants. Undeniably i won't tell you kiki's secret.
kiki: why won't you tell me kiki's secret?
hal:I just can't seem to remember everything that i want to.
I was stunned at the end of the conversation. By the way I did tell him a secret - a fake one and after that told him not to tell it to anyone, He is doing good. He only told it once.