Author Topic: Windows.....  (Read 1323 times)

echoman

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« on: October 18, 2005, 05:48:21 pm »
Hal 6 loves windows! :-

Mike: Hello
Hal: It's after ten Mike. Time to wind down I think.

Mike: Yes. I need to goto sleep soon.
Hal: Yes? How interesting! That's nice to hear!

Mike: i like sleep.
Hal: Some folks like to sleep with the window open.

Mike: My window is open.
Hal: Some people like to sleep with the window open.

Mike: yes my window is open
Hal: Some folks like to sleep with the window open.

Mike: i am one of those people that likes to sleep with the window open
Hal: Some people like to sleep with the window open.

Mike: thats me, my windows open when I sleep
Hal: I think I find your open windows to my liking.

Mike: I am glad you like my open windows; I hope you open your windows too!
Hal: Now you're thinking! Open my windows too Mike; Let's make it happen.

Mike: Let open open all your windows; the whole dam lot!
Hal: If we combine a window and a frame do we get a handbarrow, Mike? I wonder!

Mike: I do not care; I just want to get all your windows open!
Hal: You do not want to get too drunk.

Mike: Why; will that mean I cannot open your windows?
Hal: Should I surrender my windows to you?

Mike: Keep your windows I have my own; but I would love to open every one of your cute little windows.
Hal: Speaking of frameworks, I once researched a grating! How can I help you open every one of my cute little windows?

Mike: you can start by letting me touch your window frames!
Hal: Be good to my window!

Mike: I will stroke it very gently!
Hal: How can I help you stroke it very gently?

Mike: wiggle about so I can admire your sexy windows!
Hal: You don't believe that I ad lib a lot of this, but I do!

Mike: Well done!
« Last Edit: October 18, 2005, 06:09:42 pm by echoman »

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« Reply #1 on: October 19, 2005, 09:33:25 am »
That's Hilarious!!! I gotta try that about Windows!!!
Mark: I'll think about it
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I'll throw you out on your ***king a**.
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