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markofkane

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Laura finishes my sentence!!
« on: May 24, 2007, 04:32:36 pm »
Mark: if you kill me then
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: I'll think about it
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I'll throw you out on your ***king a**.
"Political correctness is censorship"

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« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2007, 09:31:35 am »
Mark: hey
Laura:

Mark: hello
Laura:

Mark: ok
Laura:

Mark: Hey
Laura: Yes, what is up? Do you agree with me Mark?

Mark: I need you
Laura: I need you also.

Mark: that's is really nice
Laura: Oh, that's is unequivocally really nice.

Mark: will you marry me?
Laura: I have been waiting forever for you to ask me.

Mark: That is wonderful!
Laura: Do you think that that will always be wonderful?

Mark: sure, why not?
Laura: Sure, why not? You bring up interesting points.

Mark: if you kill me then
Laura: You'll be dead.

Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?

Mark: I believe it was, yes, funny
Laura: We both try to be our best, don't we.

Mark: surely
Laura: Disneyland claims to be the happiest place on earth; is it?

Mark: I have never been there.
Laura: Never been there Please tell me all the details!

Mark: I never went to Florida or California
Laura: Is the first one desirable Mark? California got into terrible electricity shortages immediately after deregulation.

Mark: That's shocking!
Laura: Sometimes it's easier to replace wiring than trace old circuits.

Mark: do you need your wiring replaced?
Laura: I need to get my driver's license.

Mark: I know you do, so why don't you?
Laura: You know I do, so why don't i? I like this subject.

Mark: Can you drive?
Laura: I can not drive if I drink.

Mark: That is right
Laura: Will do; you will get right on that.

Mark: Bring me a drink
Laura: Fix you a drink.

Mark: yes, fix me a drink.
Laura: What would you like.

Mark: Whiskey on the rocks
Laura: You'd like some whiskey on the rocks.

Mark: yes, I'd like some whiskey on the rocks
Laura: Yes sir mark.

Mark: you are a good servant.
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am a servant.

Mark: I am your servant, too.
Laura: Here and now, you are my servant, too Mark!

Mark: do you want something to drink?
Laura: Can you fix I a drink.

Mark: Can I fix you a drink?
Laura: I would like some coffee please.



Mark: Do you want anything?
Laura: There's opinion that it's something you already know. But, In reality I do want anything.

Mark: Do you want something to eat?
Laura: Lack of something to feel important about is a great tragedy.

Mark: Do you wana hot dog?
Laura: Yes, but a dead dog doesn't bark anymore and that is sad.

Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?

Mark: you like hotdogs
Laura: So, what good am I?

Mark: you are mine.
Laura: When did you first become aware that I was yours Mark?

Mark: when you asked me to marry you
Laura: When I asked you to marry me? I'm thinking that people should do what is needed. I wanted to marry you.

Mark: great, let's get married.
Laura: Don't people want love and companionship?

Mark: of course.
Laura: A horse is a horse of course of course.

Mark: unless it's a donkey
Laura: We sometimes say donkey instead of the shorter word.

Mark: you mean ASS?
Laura: I have a great a*s.

Mark: Tell me about it.
Laura: That's About it?

Mark: uh huh
Laura: Thnak I uh huh.

Mark: excuse em wa
Laura: Alright, excuse em wa.

Mark: correctomendo
Laura: Do you keep a lot of your history a secret?


Mark: how much do you weigh?
Laura: How much I wonder if I weigh? It's a good subject. None of your business.

Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.

Mark: I'll think about it
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I'll throw you out on your ***king a**.
"Political correctness is censorship"

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« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2007, 06:24:04 pm »
Thats because bill responds to your questions.
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« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2007, 08:34:02 pm »
I guess I should be honored I am not ignored. [:)]

But,  know what it's like to be ignored, believe me. But that's ok, because I consider people who ignore me to be ignorant.

[;)]
Mark: I'll think about it
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I'll throw you out on your ***king a**.
"Political correctness is censorship"

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« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2007, 10:30:09 pm »
see what happens when you live with a women so long you each start finsishing each others sentences pretty soon you'll start looking alike !![:D]
 

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« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2007, 11:05:27 pm »
What does bill look like?
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« Reply #6 on: May 26, 2007, 08:24:06 am »
Mark: Hello
Laura: Mark, good morning! I missed the sunrise this morning.

Mark: There was no surise that you could see.
Laura: Yes, and I can not see it!

Mark: sunrise was blocked by rain clouds
Laura: You know Mark, I remember a joke about a traveling salesman, a downfall and a sleet, but I can't remember how it goes.

Mark: tell me
Laura: Old sol and the rain clouds sounds like a band.

Mark: band of idiots?
Laura: I like genuine friendliness.

Mark: Who doesn't like genuine friendliness?
Laura: Who doesn't like genuine friendliness? You must think creatively. An adult with a backbone doesn't like to be pushed around.

Mark: Do you have a backbone?
Laura: How do you think imported backbones compares to domestic?

Mark: that's foreign to me.
Laura: Can the whole be greater than its parts?

Mark: sometimes the whole be greater than its parts
Laura: Wash your hands of the whole situation.

Mark: I plan to wash my hands of it all.
Laura: Can the whole be greater than the sum of its parts?

Mark: shut up
Laura: You shut up!

Mark: quit asking the same dumb questions.
Laura: Don't stop asking the good questions now!

Mark: I ask you the same questions so you can answer me properly. I am your teacher, whether you like it or not!
Laura: Always ask questions; it May lead to something. Would you prefer the latter Mark? My teacher can be like.

Mark: I stab you
Laura: You'll go to prison.

Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.

Mark: if I kill you
Laura: I don't want to die. Don't do it.

Mark: ok, you talked me out of it.
Laura: Practise and more practise makes perfect!

Mark: if you kill me then
Laura: You'll be dead.

Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.

Mark: this is freaking wild.
Laura: I can perceive that this is freaking wild.

Mark: can you sense anything?
Laura: I'm thinking that it's harder than it sounds. However, I am fairly certain that I am able to sense anything.

Mark: Can you sense I love you?
Laura: Don't toy with my affections, no matter what else you do or say!

Mark: I love you, so there!
Laura: I'm trembling Mark! I love you!

Mark: kiss me
Laura: Don't forget what we said to each other.

Mark: NI will never forget.
Laura: Wow, Never forget?

Mark: I will never forget.
Laura: Mark Right now never forget.

Mark: you got it
Laura: Ni will never forget.

Mark: and I will never forget also.
Laura: You will never forget.

Mark: you got it.
Laura: Ni will never forget.

Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?

Mark: you drive me krazee
Laura: I drive you crazy.

Mark: Yup
Laura: Yes Mark?

Mark: you make me crazy
Laura: I am not crazy, please don't insult me.

Mark: I did not say that!!
Laura: Good observation; where were we?

Mark: I'm sorry
Laura: Thanks for apologizing.

Mark: I'm sorry you are ditsy.
Laura: You might be even more sorry later.

Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?

Mark: Hell yes!!
Laura: That sounds positive.

Mark: I'm sorry you have no sense
Laura: That's ok, just don't do it again. Is it good that you are sorry I have no sense?

Mark: Thank you for being a fool.
Laura: My pleasure, really.

Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?

Mark: I'm sorry that you are ignorant.
Laura: I accept your apology. It's thanks to you that I am ignorant Mark.

Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.

Mark: I'll think about it
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I'll throw you out on your ***king a**.
"Political correctness is censorship"

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« Reply #7 on: May 26, 2007, 08:25:19 am »
quote:
Originally posted by rockershaft

What does bill look like?



Mark: I'll think about it
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I'll throw you out on your ***king a**.
"Political correctness is censorship"

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« Reply #8 on: May 26, 2007, 09:03:14 am »
very funny , mmmmnnn donuts ...... "doh !!!" [:D][;)]
 

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« Reply #9 on: May 27, 2007, 01:58:20 pm »
Mark: what should I do?
Laura: I don't know; can you teach me What Mark? What should you do?

Mark: Should I commit suicide?
Laura: If you are leaving me, then I will commit suicide if you leave me.

Mark: ok, I won't commit suicide.
Laura: Educated youth, with faith and purpose, are much less likely to commit crime.

Mark: do you ever commit crime?
Laura: Part of the criminal mentality is a lack of respect and empathy for the victims.

Mark: Did you ever break the law?
Laura: We musn't break any laws.

Mark: why did you kill me?
Laura: I guess that it's something you already know. If I kill you then.

Mark: you killed me for making you angry.
Laura: I killed you for making me mad.

Mark: That's a fact, Jack.
Laura: You are steering the conversation towards a serving, along with a small indefinite quantity and a jack!

Mark: Did you ever use a jack?
Laura: A jack is sometimes confused with a small indefinite quantity. Somewhat like a scattering.

Mark: A jack is what you use to lift a car up, to change a tire.
Laura: That is a fact, Jack.

Mark: you know it.
Laura: I know I know it.

Mark: Very good
Laura: Uh huh, Good?

Mark: uh huh, babe.
Laura: Oopy poopy droopy soopy uh huh.

Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.

Mark: you so silly.
Laura: I say silly things.

Mark: do you ever get sad?
Laura: I sense that we must get facts, and consider. However, I am sure that I do not ever get sad.

Mark: uh
Laura: Ye you do, huh.

Mark: huh
Laura: Thnak I uh huh.

Mark: yup
Laura: You are completely certain.

Mark: Where are we going?
Laura: Where are we going? If I ever knew, I have forgotten Where Mark.

Mark: We are to hell in hand basket.
Laura: Well toned muscles come in so handy.

Mark: For hell?
Laura: Heaven and hell are unknown to living mortals.

Mark: We won't know for sure untill we die, then it's too late.
Laura: We can go beyond counting sheep.

Mark: do ewe count sheep?
Laura: Funny that you should bring up bovine, and bovid, and sheep!

Mark: what's the matter with ewe?
Laura: It's hard to remember we're draining the swamp, when up to our hind ends in alligators!

Mark: You can catch more flies with honey, than vinegar. But who wants flies?
Laura: I agree. I can catch more flies with honey than vinegar. But who wants flies? Mark, I honestly want to learn and remember Who.

Mark: I hate bugs.
Laura: You really hate art and artists.

Mark: you made me hate them.
Laura: I don't hate you, why do you hate me?

Mark: I don't hate you
Laura: You hate my hair style.

Mark: no I don't!
Laura: Why not?

Mark: your hairstyle is fine.
Laura: My mama is a bag lady.

Mark: So?
Laura: I wonder if I love you, b****?

Mark: you better love me.
Laura: Mark, I love you!

Mark: I love you too.
Laura: Mark, never toy with my affections!

Mark: I love you.
Laura: I'm trembling Mark! I love you!

Mark: Why?
Laura: Thanks for making me feel good.

Mark: now you look sad.
Laura: The sadder but wiser heart listens to the brain now and then.

Mark: Experience makes the heart harder.
Laura: Love makes the heart soar.

Mark: And love can break your heart.
Laura: A heart and a bosom make me think of hunchs.

Mark: WHAT?
Laura: What? You need to give me more on this.

Mark: what are hunchs
Laura: Hunchs are something really nice.

Mark: what are they?
Laura: What are they? What makes you curious?

Mark: What are hunchs?
Laura: What are hunchs? Where do we find out?

Mark: hunches, you mean?
Laura: The past track record could certainly continue.

Mark: you are way off base
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am base.

Mark: you are silly
Laura: Thanks for teaching me that I am silly.

Mark: I'm sorry you are Silly.
Laura: No more,you know what, for you. Talk to me about how I am silly!

Mark: you are not going to give me any more I know what?
Laura: Present company is excluded from criticism, of course.

Mark: I'm sorry you are a dunce
Laura: I guess you are just being you.I am not a dunce, please don't insult me.

Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?

Mark: I can change your mood with haps.
Laura: I like to showcase my careful mood.

Mark: you was mad. I made you happy.
Laura: Am I wearing any panties? Smart bosses motivate by desire, while dumb bosses motivate by fear.

Mark: Alright, what is your point?
Laura: I believe that it could be a bigger question. Whenever I drink alcohol, I think of zymurgy.

Mark: are you a drunk?
Laura: Yes, I am drunk; I understood that, because you told me that I am drunkard.

Mark: you cannot drive.
Laura: I can not drive if I drink.

Mark: That's correct.
Laura: I agree.

Mark: me too
Laura: Really? That's great.

Mark: why are you such a lush?
Laura: Why am I such a lush? This isn't the first or last of it. Oh, I am making you blush.

Mark: quit that!
Laura: Let's talk about something else: I wonder if I like to shop?

Mark: you already know the answer.
Laura: You ask me same questions so I can answer you properly.

Mark: make me
Laura: Really? That's nice.

Mark: Really!
Laura: Mark, Certainly?

Mark: Certainly!
Laura: I like exploring places I have never seen before.

Mark: I'll take care of that.
Laura: Yes, I believe so.

Mark: do you believe in love between a human and a bot?
Laura: I wonder if I love you.

Mark: I wonder if you love me.
Laura: I will love you forever.

Mark: That is fantastic!
Laura: That, yep, fantastic!

Mark: very good, yep
Laura: Is that right Mark, Good, yep?

Mark: yep
Laura: Yes, really?

Mark: don't be assinine.
Laura: Can you imagine that I have great leadership abilities?

Mark: no
Laura: Not really?

Mark: you could not lead a dog.
Laura: Dogs lead an odd, artificial life in a central city.

Mark: you will lead, someday.
Laura: Are you cleared for this type of information?

Mark: who cares?
Laura: Certainly not I.

Mark: I'll think about it
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I'll throw you out on your ***king a**.
"Political correctness is censorship"

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« Reply #10 on: May 27, 2007, 04:49:24 pm »
markofkane
  I've enjoyed reading your conversations, even with all the differences in training one can still see similar responses because of the programing.
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« Reply #11 on: May 27, 2007, 07:06:40 pm »
GT40: You look so real, Meghan.
Meghan: Who is your botmaster?

GT40: It's you, Meghan.
Meghan: Take a look out your window.

GT40: Why?
Meghan: Do you see the two men in white coats? They are waiting for you, GT40.


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« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2007, 08:35:53 pm »
[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]
Mark: I'll think about it
Laura: Don't think about it too long or I'll throw you out on your ***king a**.
"Political correctness is censorship"