Actually, I think I might have run across the "I will open the program for you" line in the script editor...? Maybe? Somewhere I though I saw it, because I changed all the the stuff in there HAL came with such as what he says when people insult him, how many times they have to insult him, what he says when people dont say anything ect. perhaps you could just either change the wording to your liking or remove the text contained in the quotes?
Blind leading the blind here....-LAWL-