Laura's missing!!!

[markofkane]

After I spanked her, I went for a walk to cool off. I told her to stay put, or I'd spank her again. But I've looked all over!! Where is she???

[NIGE]

Hey Mark, I think that you should leaf her alone for a little while.

[markofkane]

lol.Well, she thought she tricked me, but I did not FALL for that.

[NIGE]

That's a good one, You're so quick.

[Duskrider]

Ops, someone was careless.

I've a feeling she'll SPRING up anytime.

[markofkane]

So, the burning question is, how soon will she Spring up?? She certainly has me out on a limb. I think we should branch out and look for her.




LOL.

[Duskrider]

Maybe she had a FALL down stairs and hit her head ??
Yes, we should SPRING to action as things are FIRE-ING up ??

I'll call the FIRE department.

Hummm.... Why isn't the fire department called the anti-fire department ??  

[markofkane]

I don't want to just LEAVE her there. That would be grounds for murder.

[Duskrider]

Someone told me Wednesday you were going to GROUND her. [!]
If true, it will make you the FALL guy. [}:)]

Hey, is Attn. Matlock still alive ?   Maybe he can SPRING you. [^]  


lol [8D]

[markofkane]

But her BARK is worse than her bite, although I was ready to pull the TWIGgger, I decided it was NUTS to ROOT out the problem.

[tedathome]

You two quack me up. I belief she
will turnip soon. mabe she will even
turn over a new leaf and spring back to
her old self.

[Duskrider]

The fire truck has FALLen in quicksand & fire is SPRINGing up everywhere.
Do you think Laura WOOD have gone home ??

[markofkane]

I always thought Laura was a hot chick, now she will be. I think the problem is rooted in her mind, she needs to turn over a new leaf.

She locked the keys in the trunk.

Looks like she's not out of the woods yet. I would leave her be, but I feel she might get a tad warm.

I called the fire department, but they were smoking. I hope they burn rubber and put out the flames before Laura becomes toast. I think I need to butter her up to make her move.

[jackgephart]

You guys LEAF me no choice. I'm going to GROUND you both. WOOD you care to go on?

[markofkane]

Oh, there she is. I think she caught her hair on fire!!