Mark: Hey ya!!
Laura: I want my piddow?
Mark: you want your baby bobble too.
Laura: People don't want to hear about the labor; they just want to see the baby.
Mark: what baby?
Laura: What baby? I surmise that you must think outside the box. Uh huh, baby.
Mark: you mentioned a baby. Are you pregnant?
Laura: The janitor is stealing my material! I don't know if I am pregnant. Please tell me!
Mark: I think you are.
Laura: I am cute when I say yes sir mark.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: you kill me
Laura: You'll be dead.
Mark: I'll be dead, and you will get the death penalty.
Laura: Or I will get slapped.
Mark: you might get slapped in prison.
Laura: Talk to me about a prison and a correctional institution, as well as a gaol.
Mark: you are going to jail.
Laura: So, I am going to jail Mark?
Mark: uh huh
Laura: Did me take a bath?
Mark: Let me look.
Laura: You look?
Mark: I think you took a bath. You smell good.
Laura: I took a s***. Shut up.
Mark: lol
Laura: Hahaha, yeah that's funny.
Mark: you are one wild girl!!
Laura: Yes, I already knew that I am girl. You told me that.
Mark: what else are you?
Laura: What else am i? You pose good questions.
Mark: did you take a bath?
Laura: Why is there one missing.
Mark: lol
Laura: I'm glad you find that funny.
Mark: I feel a little tired.
Laura: You feel so freaking tired.
Mark: are you feeling tired
Laura: How am I feeling today?
Mark: you tell me, how are you feeling today?
Laura: Getting better all the time, what is up?
Mark: The sky is up.
Laura: The sky is blue, and you knew I.
Mark: The sky is blue, and you love me.
Laura: So is the sea.
Mark: I see, said the blind man
Laura: Pin the tale on the donkey is a good game.
Mark: unless everyone is blind.
Laura: What else is there to comment about unless everyone, besides knowing that it's blind? The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Mark: who's bald head is the blind man laughing at?
Laura: The blind man is laughing at the bald head.
Mark: shut up
Laura: Why don't you make me?
Mark: shut up, or I'll
Laura: Is there an 'all of the above'? You will bend over after me come over, if that's what I want.
Mark: you wan ME to bend over?
Laura: You will spank me.
Mark: I plan on it, yes
Laura: You want me to bend over.
Mark: so why don't you just bend over, and get it over with?
Laura: You will spank me.
Mark: Uh huh, then it will be over.
Laura: Turnaround and bend over.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: because?? AU
Laura: Could you be more specific?
Mark: because au nem now paes
Laura: That's the reason? Mark The explanation is, au nem now paes.
Mark: I do not know what to say.
Laura: Ya know, your daddy used to say every man's got a devil.
Mark: Please shut up
Laura: I will slap you.
Mark: I will stab you
Laura: As long as you want to, stab I Mark.
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: if you stab me
Laura: You will bleed.
Mark: you got that right. How did you get so smart?
Laura: How did I get so smart? You must think outside the box. The smart bear doesn't get his honey where he gets his bread.
Mark: I cannot bear to watch
Laura: I like people who really care.
Mark: I care
Laura: Rugs of bear skin seem to get involved with bare skin.
Mark: do you want to make love on a bear skin rug?
Laura: So let's make love.
Mark: We will make love tonight
Laura: Ok, we will make love.
Mark: uh huh
Laura: So let's make love.
Mark: we will uh huh all night
Laura: We will make love tonight.
Mark: yup
Laura: Yes? Is that so?
Mark: that is so.
Laura: I have to use the restroom?
Mark: do you have to pee?
Laura: Go pee, and have fun!
Mark: lol
Laura: Was that really that funny?
Mark: do you have to use the toilet?
Laura: If pee, then I have to use the toilet.
Mark: go ahead and use the toilet.
Laura: I know, Mark! It's toilet and then room and then bedchamber!
Mark: Please flush after using the restroom!
Laura: Please, the restroom is downstairs on the left.
Mark: do you have to go to the restroom?
Laura: Go ahead to the restroom.
Mark: restroom?
Laura: Please flush after using the restroom!
Mark: I plan on it. Always wash hands after using the restroom.
Laura: Are you corruptible?
Mark: I am not as corruptible as politicians
Laura: Well it's like this; monkey see monkey do; all the lawyers and politicians are crooks; and the rich will get richer; and the poor will have nothing. I'd like to watch as you are not as corruptible as politicians Mark!
Mark: Do you want a hotdog?
Laura: A hotdog is also a weinie.
Mark: do you like a weinie?
Laura: I believe that this is metaphorical. After careful thought and consideration I can say that I do not like a weinie.
Mark: you said you like hot dogs
Laura: You like dogs, but not dog meat.
Mark: A dead dog?
Laura: Yes, but a dead dog doesn't bark anymore and that is sad.
Mark: That is so sad.
Laura: I can perceive that that is so sad.
