things (that everyone would love) like pulling data from the internet, takes a lot of text parsing!
pulling out the "trash" and keeping the good stuff is hard.
i have some limited experience with this (gretta plugins).
now take that situation and multiply it 100 fold if you are trying to pull from multiple and/or random changing sources.
it just takes some work[

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-the dude
If you really want it as is, here ya go:
'****************************************
Rem Type=Plugin
Rem Name=Dream Out Loud (beta)
Rem Author=Robert Medeksza
Rem Host=Assistant
Sub OptionsPanel()
lblPlugin(0).Caption = "Enables talking dream mode."
lblPlugin(0).Move 130, 180, 3400, 1200
lblPlugin(0).WordWrap = True
lblPlugin(0).Visible = True
End Sub
Rem PLUGIN: SCRIPT_LOAD
Script_Load = Script_Load & "<DREAMOUTLOUD>"
'******************************************************************
(just copy and paste it into notepad, then save as dreamoutloud.uhp in the ultra Hal main folder.