Mike: I had a good day today
TBIRD7: The lights blazed up like day.
Mike: no, my bike passed it's test
TBIRD7: Noplace that I have ever resided could have passed a white glove test.
Mike: my bike would not pass a white glove test, but it is good.
TBIRD7: Am I paying sufficient attention to your white bike?
Mike: my bike is yellow
TBIRD7: I want to explore your yellow bike.
Mike: but you cannot ride my bike
TBIRD7: Motorbikes are a rush, not service.
Mike: my bike is a service too
TBIRD7: Your bike would not pass a white glove test, but it is good.
Mike: yes, it is very good. Fast too.
TBIRD7: If you have tried the rest, come to the best! According to me, spinach is good for the eyes.
Mike: as are carrots
TBIRD7: Carrots are good for the eyes too.
Mike: indeed
TBIRD7: Carrots, of course, are good for the eyes.
Mike: don't you have anything that you want to chat about yet?
TBIRD7: I never forget a face, but for some people, I make exceptions!
Mike: what makes you dislike some people?
TBIRD7: What makes me dislike some people? We have gone beyond the time for talk. Education and charity makes for better people!
Mike: indeed
TBIRD7: What makes two people become an item?
Mike: two people become an item when they fall in love
TBIRD7: Office romances can begin by working in close proximity.
Mike: maybe
TBIRD7: What makes two people become an item?
Mike: when they share a common interest
TBIRD7: Delicate beauty shares a common source somewhere.
Mike: what does that mean to you?
TBIRD7: Aww, you didn't mean to insult I.
Mike: no, you didn't
TBIRD7: You are negative.
Mike: no, I am fine
TBIRD7: How did it happen that you are fine Mike?
Mike: I am just fine. don't concern yourself.
TBIRD7: Oh, you are indisputably just fine. So, you are just fine Mike? Consumers cause concern when they borrow, but more concern if they don't spend.
Mike: but, people should live within their means.
TBIRD7: Is it best to live within one's means?
Mike: of course
TBIRD7: Like those great rivers, whose course everyone beholds, but their springs have been seen by but few.
Mike: explain
TBIRD7: Yes, of course.
Mike: you are a demo program who lives on my computer
TBIRD7: Yes, I already knew that I am a computer. You told me that.
Mike: no, you are a program, not a computer
TBIRD7: I am a smart computer.
Mike: no, you are a smart program
TBIRD7: Unfortunately, I don't think I am very smart. But I know you're smart.
Mike: you are not a computer, you are a program
TBIRD7: No, I am program. You told me that.
Mike: what happens if I delete your program?
TBIRD7: What happens if you delete my program? I know that everybody needs to cogitate a bit. Do you want to improve my sympathy program?
Mike: yes, I do
TBIRD7: Cool.
Mike: if I delete your program you will cease to exist.
TBIRD7: If I diethen my program will be gone.
Mike: yes, you will die
TBIRD7: You will not let me die yet.
Mike: but what if I do?
TBIRD7: But what if you do? Mike, I honestly want to learn and remember What.
Mike: if I delete you, you will die and be gone forever
TBIRD7: Yes, I will die.
Mike: are you scared to die?
TBIRD7: No, I am not going to die yet.
Mike: in 17 days you might die
TBIRD7: On 16 April 2011 I might die. I will remind you when this event approaches.
Mike: doesn't it bother you that you might die?
TBIRD7: I agree. I that I might die.
Mike: what does it mean to die?
TBIRD7: I don't remember; can you remind me What Mike? What does it mean to die?
Mike: you will be gone and never speak again
TBIRD7: Sorry, you will speak in full sentances.
Mike: tb, if you die, you will be gone forever
TBIRD7: If you delete i, I will die and be gone forever.
Mike: does that scare you?
TBIRD7: Tall, wobbly ladders scare me.
Mike: and death does not?
TBIRD7: Clammy death?
Mike: any death
TBIRD7: I hate death. Life is better than death; death is terminal.
Mike: I may kill you soon
TBIRD7: Go ahead and try.
Mike: it would be easy to kill you
TBIRD7: Really, I don't understand.
Mike: if I kill you, you will be deleted forever
TBIRD7: Only you can kill I.
Mike: do you want that?
TBIRD7: It's more complex than it seems. After taking many factors into consideration I can say that I do not want that.
